Man I've just wasted an entire day doing nothing but drinking coffee and listening to Metric.
I blame Canada. Yes you heard me, Canada. Why Canada? Because Canada, you are just so friggin' awesome. So awesome that I can waste a whole day dreaming about being back inside you while listening to Metric and drinking non Tim Horton's coffee and not give a shit. Oh how I miss your Timmy's, Canada! The American ones just don't have to soul nor the hot dark haired Canadian girls.
So yes I meant to go to school and do work but I got sidetracked. (What if I was sidetracked at the Sidetrack, hmm) Sorry Ypsi humor. I'm bored and can't get a certain non-assertive girl out of my head. Why can't obeypabst and I get a break and find some really nice ladies.
It's been an odd week. Again, everyone is freaking out because it's the last week of school but I'm just doing what has to be done...well when I'm not day dreaming about Canada. That Canada sure does have some really hot beavers and most of the women aren't bad looking either.
I was quite amused the day as a friend of a friend (some mom-let who would be at home with your normal frat boy types) decided that the reason I have no love life is because I belong to SG. That maybe if I didn't tell women that I belong here maybe I would get a date. Which was funny because most of the time SG never works it's way into the conversations I have with the finer examples of the female species. I mean I don't hide the fact that I have a membership here but on the other hand I don't go telling every person I meet about it. Nor do I feel the need to defend the fact I have a membership.
I was amused since the only way that she knew that I had a membership was the SG sticker on my laptop and in that short time she had decided that this was the root of my dating problems which she also assumed since I have no girlfriend. I didn't actually tell her about the inner workings of my relationship seeking.
Which while my relationship prospects are currently shitty (as in I have no chance) I'm surprisingly upbeat.
Anyways I probably should go find something to eat.
I blame Canada. Yes you heard me, Canada. Why Canada? Because Canada, you are just so friggin' awesome. So awesome that I can waste a whole day dreaming about being back inside you while listening to Metric and drinking non Tim Horton's coffee and not give a shit. Oh how I miss your Timmy's, Canada! The American ones just don't have to soul nor the hot dark haired Canadian girls.
So yes I meant to go to school and do work but I got sidetracked. (What if I was sidetracked at the Sidetrack, hmm) Sorry Ypsi humor. I'm bored and can't get a certain non-assertive girl out of my head. Why can't obeypabst and I get a break and find some really nice ladies.
It's been an odd week. Again, everyone is freaking out because it's the last week of school but I'm just doing what has to be done...well when I'm not day dreaming about Canada. That Canada sure does have some really hot beavers and most of the women aren't bad looking either.
I was quite amused the day as a friend of a friend (some mom-let who would be at home with your normal frat boy types) decided that the reason I have no love life is because I belong to SG. That maybe if I didn't tell women that I belong here maybe I would get a date. Which was funny because most of the time SG never works it's way into the conversations I have with the finer examples of the female species. I mean I don't hide the fact that I have a membership here but on the other hand I don't go telling every person I meet about it. Nor do I feel the need to defend the fact I have a membership.
I was amused since the only way that she knew that I had a membership was the SG sticker on my laptop and in that short time she had decided that this was the root of my dating problems which she also assumed since I have no girlfriend. I didn't actually tell her about the inner workings of my relationship seeking.
Which while my relationship prospects are currently shitty (as in I have no chance) I'm surprisingly upbeat.
Anyways I probably should go find something to eat.
And Curling? I mean come on...is that shit a real sport?
And that fancy monopoly looking money?
I think the US should just invade canada next and turn it into one big GIANT golf coarse! That would be totally rad!
(I hope you can read the sarcasm in all my above rants, well, except the curling part!)
I love getting sidetracked at sidetracks. Mmmmm, oberon on tap!
I really don't think SG is the root of our problems. The Ex didn't like it though, but she liked that new pop country music bullshit, so I shouldn't care what she thinks anyways! I wanna find a girl that can appreciate SG for what it really is. Pin-up Photography. Those are the words I use to cover up for not having to say boobie website!
In the meantime, I have a date tonight, and Hoorah for boobies!