Was in a bar last night (surprise!) and I went to the bathroom, I returned to a huge row between the bartender (who looked like a fat Ernest Hemingway) and a group of loud (not especially tho) partons who were drinking all night.
As I got back, the bartender slammed a bag of nuts on the table (gasp, smashed nuts!) and was clearly upset. The gal who was paying said, "I just wanted to give you a good tip."
Hemingway got mad, "I just want you to close your tab. Are you closing your tab?"
"I just wanted to give you a good tip, really."
THEN came the comments from the peanut gallery.
"We are all bartenders here so...."
"We're surfers, we're pacifists."
"I don't care about the tip."
"Look, I'm from Houston and I don't want to fight with you. But, there was no reason for that."
Me and the lil lady figgered it was time to hit the road. I wish I saw what started it all! Damn tiny bladder.
Ok...what's the weirdest thing you have overheard in a bar?
As I got back, the bartender slammed a bag of nuts on the table (gasp, smashed nuts!) and was clearly upset. The gal who was paying said, "I just wanted to give you a good tip."
Hemingway got mad, "I just want you to close your tab. Are you closing your tab?"
"I just wanted to give you a good tip, really."
THEN came the comments from the peanut gallery.
"We are all bartenders here so...."
"We're surfers, we're pacifists."
"I don't care about the tip."
"Look, I'm from Houston and I don't want to fight with you. But, there was no reason for that."
Me and the lil lady figgered it was time to hit the road. I wish I saw what started it all! Damn tiny bladder.
Ok...what's the weirdest thing you have overheard in a bar?
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
scattershot:
that guy looks like chandler from friends .. pointing in my direction. Although one time I was at this festival and everything was going to erupt into a big brawl between these two gangs cuz one guy broke the other guys chain ... I was getting out of there as soon as I could.
swerve:
"pardon me, but you're stepping on my penis"