I'd be me. Or maybe a butterfly. No, I'd be me.
I am posting to you now.
I am going to stalk you and make you feel special now.
I heard someone sent you a mail regarding a comment you posted WAY back. Total morons. I can tell you just how moronic over drinks... Next week maybe?
...a platypus (check it out: laying eggs, nerve toxin, no nipples, yet you secrete milk from your pores, furry with a duck bill, and a big flat beaver tail. You know nevermind. that doesn't sound all that good) or something from Phylum Onychophora since I couldn't decide if I wanted to be an Arthropod or an Annelid (look it up, they are way cool). Or a discus, since I think I might want my only defense against stress to be to turn black and die. That's really gothic.
no wait, it's definately a toss up between a slime mold and a were-leopard.