the jukebox in the poolhall at my school is broken in a way that it plays the middle of a song, and sometimes just the last 5 seconds of a song. last night it played the intro and the last 5 seconds of ziggy stardust. and for some reason that makes me incredibly happy.
i am lame.
(oh, and of course, cocktail swords). They're dual purpose you know. They're great for stabbin an olive or a creep.