Ha, that's much better than the Weird Al version I remember.

Its so horrible yet my eyes dont seem to want to look away....

Oh man, Thriller f'ed me up too! But not as much a Preditor did! I wouldn't even go to the toilet in my own house without someone standing outside!

Oh and Indians cover A LOT of stuff... half of the bollywood films are remakes of American films!

Maybe you could sue John Landis for your therapy bills?

I'm really hoping this mega cold I've just come over all clammy with isn't massive retribution for leaving 'them' in the shit over the 'festive' period. But you're right, quitting is fun. I'd never done it before and I form habits easily. Ah well, it's a whole new year soon. And I'll be moving back North, where there are many more employers who've not heard the tell. Yet.

Nah, he was still drunk from the night before, and he was waving a coffee cup around for emphasis.