if it makes you feel any better i have the same fantasy about the man im in love with

Your teethe are sore because I sneak into your house in the middle of the night and drench them with my acidic pee

God i love Mitchell and Webb so much. I'm going to see them tomorrow night - and that makes me the winner!

What's happening with the dental pain? Extraction, filling? Arghhhh

I hate Christmas dos. Well, I like them, but guess which sucker ends up organising them? Would that be me? Oh, yay. JOY OF JOYS.

your looking rather dappa