If your room looks like the office of an 80s police chief are you going to invite maverick cops into it, so you can shout at them and tell them their off the case because of the pressure your under from city hall?
Aw. Play it on PC then! Do what I do and snuggle up in your PC chair with a big blanket a cup of tea and a lot of snacks and play games. Best thing ever.
Is that headline real?! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.