...you want to start abducting children?



....cos I can tell you now it's not as glamorous as they make out on TV

They're making Scream 4?

Small children are terrifying.

They squashed a monkey behind the shutter ?

I must be the only one who knows what that is, and is very very excited about it's arrival

Asda and Woolworths both had the new Deftones album - maybe they'll have this too? Christ knows I'd rather just go into a shop and buy it rather than wait for Amazon to deliver the fucker, but there's no decent shops near me.