no way. im also a homeowner, and loves to work around tha house. its some type of therapy. pussy.

think equity. $$$$$$

instead. think about how the lawn could be replaced with a beer tree... or a baby grinder... or something.

get yer head out yer ass.

Wake up soldier! Pull yourself together!

next cage match: a pit bull, vs. a full-grown healthy male wolverine. where you puttin the money?

It's your birthday, you bastard... but you're probably jiggling dicks behind the 7-11 right about now...

You deserve this more than anybody!

You deserve this too!

Happy You Don't Have a Nutsack Day!