what the fuck is that weird piece of skin hanging from the tip of his nose? bleeah - sorry I was momentarily distracted from your fantastic journal entry.
Ok - I am so good at this stuff. In a cage I could take 30 of them easily. Five year olds are their own worst enemies and their poor motor skill can be used against them. One of the thirty will undoubtedly trip and fall upon entering the cage and then you just have to pick that one up and start swinging it around. They will be toast at the first blow- they don't like pain and they don't like to be told what to do - so most likely they won't follow your instructions - or they will get distracted.
Five year olds in an open area is way different. I think I could only take on 5 or 6. They just need to run in different directions and sneak up on you.
so this is a departure for you - children - usually your murderous rage is directed towards stupid grownups. I like your new attempts at equal opportunity.
How the fuck are you home owner. Are you a real grown up now?
I say:
-Watch the nuts
-Use those elbows and knees
-Where are you going to find enough healthy Americans?