well as for the cold, those "zicam" products work great. Try them at your local cvs/walgreens.
as for the bj, your on your own there.

feel better!
and i hope you get that blowjob!

Until you get that B.J. though...
keep in mind...
cough drops to soothe the throat.
To keep you from sounding somewhat froggy on the airwaves!