I like your your #4 answer! And #15 Your friends thinking dead and buried in the desert. I started commenting on this girls bikini fishing videos on YouTube. In May 2022 I told her I was coming to NC Otter Banks to go fishing. And told her, you better not be in my fishing spot. She said what are you going to do about it. I said I will spank your ass. She said I can't wait for you to get here. I had the best time fishing with this girl. And she really popular on YouTube. And all her subscribers have been trying to go fishing with her for years, she's really cute. And they wanted to know why did you pick the farmer from Kentucky. She said because he pulled my bikini bottom down and spanked my ass for being in his fishing spot.

@samihain you forgot, I did see that. I’ll go with, I’m still distracted by the preview of your next set!

#15- at least it would be an interesting way to go 😅. My friend is convinced my obituary will somehow include a monkey as a cause of death 😂

@imnotferris supposedly my final words will be, “so, you’re a cannibal.”  I think I’d rather have the monkey.