omg, the ANDRE red lobster fantasy sequence was such the highlight of that season.
i know, three day novel. you're SO GOOD for remembering (one of my bff's and i once concluded that, at the end of the day, competence is simply the sexiest trait going). i keep thinking about the contest, and then you, with pangs of guilt. i'm motivated, yet i feel like crap and am unsure if i'll be able to perform. you know what, though? fuck it. i'm totally going to register, and do it. so i'm in if you are, baby.
thanks for letting me work that one out on "paper."
ok, i've marked off labour day weekend for myself, and printed out the application form. want to make sure you're aware of the $50 (!) registration fee. steep, right? still, i can justify paying that much just because i'm such a lazy sod i'll consider it paying a dom to keep me in line. (this is also where you, e-top, dovetail in nicely, should you go through with this).
technically there's a $2 each discount if we join together, which entails sending in our forms and payment together, so to that i say eh.
first prize = publication, second = $500. first prize would be fun. i think if one of us happens to win second prize, since it's cash, we should vow buy the other one an amazing skin-care product of her choice. so basically i'm banking on you. (have you checked out Suki products? they're amazing. apparently it's all about vanity, in the end.)
then i'll keep away from it..
my vices list is too long anyway.
i think i carry that gene that makes folks get addicted
to things rather quickly.
by the way..
a toilet pipe exploded on me at work today
i just flushed the toilet and the pipe sprayed everywhere...
drenched the whole bathroom
me included
Ha...who knew you were both skate hags. (I'm more of an Irina Slutskaya guy...she's saucy!) And I certainly hope the pre-birthday festivities are ramping up nicely.
I do not think I am going to stay in LA - I cannot seem to find a job where I can support myself and make a career of so I think I need to find one somewhere else. I hate what I am doing and the way I get treated here and olny came back because I had nothing else - and I look for Hort jobs every day and there is nothing so yeah it might be time to find a new city - I don't think a new apartment will help - I mean where am I going to get the money to move?
God she is always suggesting things I would never do - she just wants me to be close to home, this time she suggested setting up a testing lab, she has no clue what I would test or what it would involve she just knows that I tried to get a job once at a soil microbe lab, I could never start a lab up like that - first of all I would not know what I was doing! Other ideas have been Orchid care - and I cannot say that one of my specities is Orchids - shit I cannot even get mine to bloom a second time around. I don't know my dad mentioned that there needs to be someone who landscapes pools and I have been thinking that might be interesting but then again I would rather commit suicide then move back there at times.
landscape architects have a whole other degree - they are architects and where is MT? Montana? I used to look at it like that but seriously when you look every single day for a year straight and do not even find one job in the state to apply for - it is not that way at all! It is endless if I want an $8.00/hr job that no one will give me anyways because I am over qualified - and trust me on that one beacuse I have applied for those too! I even applied at a book store a while back and did not even get a call back! a book store! HA!
OH and then we need to factor in the whole disability why my arm and shoulder - limited to carrying 10 pounds on the rt side or do repetative movements with my hand- that practically eliminates most hort jobs anyways BUT I need to find ones that I do not have to do that shit so I will not have to tell them
(I'm more of an Irina Slutskaya guy...she's saucy!) And I certainly hope the pre-birthday festivities are ramping up nicely. 
Don't take all the birthday madness this month because I too have a birthday!