hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

okay, i'm done.

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Oh good lord...

Thats way to long for me to bother to read it...

I doubt someone would make the effort to create spam unless it actually caught a large percentage of dumb shits out there.

This is America: Where even stupid people have money.

Thank you! so far my birthday is hell; my car flipped and yeh, is kinda no more... heh ^^;;

Ha ha.
Yes, somebody somewhere must be laughing their ass off writing this crap all day.

Your comment reminded me of Radiohead:
'Breathe, keep breathing: don't lose your nerve.'

Thanks.

I could write better ones. Maybe I'll try later.

Oh.....fuck!!

That's some funny fucking shit!! Worst of all, I can just hear the late Jerry Orbach saying that last line....I don't think he was on SVU but you know what I mean.

So, are you going to make your next journal the revised spam ads?

I tend to get a lot of "home morgage" spam, saying crap like "don't wait any longer, you too can own the home of your dreams!" Now even if I did need a home morgage right now, what do they expect me to do? Click it and say, "wow, here's a company site I found by clicking a link from an unsolicited, strangely titled e-mail, I'm going to make the biggest purchase of my life with their help!"

Stupid!!

i think you put too much thought into that hahaha

Could you forward me the email about the penis enlarge patch.

Thanks for the comment, neighbor. And yeah, the photographer did a hell of a job.

Well, there's a purpose to being non-stringent... Gives me a broader range of girls

No, not necessarily... it just keeps my options a little more open. BTW - I updated it... tacked on a few more... though typical and cliche they may be...

And why so adament about the "job offer"? You looking to apply?

Aww... zing.... that hurts.... >.<;;

Move to America: but I want nothing more, my dear!

Trouble is, it may be cheaper to live, but not if you haven't got a job...

Still, 250 a month: I'm paying more than twice that...

Well, Noir has been encouraging me to buy her house...

pfft you dont' say hi !!!

Bully them into offering me a job?

Actually one of the problems is that there are so many universities in the States it's hard to know where to begin...

Also, I just got a new job..

as long as you have an excuse !!!

I'm not very good at bullying...

Still, I was always kind of taken by the idea of the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor: I like the big yellow M on the purple background...

Yes, I know.

what is your favourite club?