Do you think, because you are virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

I am a great eater of beef and I believe that does harm to my wit.

Nope - I just friend hopped my way to your profile in that way that can happen on this site.....

When to the sessions of sweet silent thought
I summon up remembrance of things past,
I sigh the lack of many a thing I sought,
And with old woes new wail my dear time's waste.

Then the natives chant, with their skulls misshapen and their lips red from drink.
...Think thou not in my favour when i have partaken with them.

((actually I just decided to make up some shakespeare, rather than pattering out the too-obvious passages I know. ....did you wonder for one moment though, what it was from?))

Methinks the lady doth protest too much........

eh ive had to much William Shakespeare for this year

My little one just asked me if I speak a different english. I immediately thought of you.

I love <this entry>. Can totally relate to a lot that you said and feel better knowing there's at least one other person out there with a toilet and phone issue as well . Does your still work? And who thinks you'll need the insurance for things like that?

Such an act
That blurs the grace and blush of modesty, Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
From the fair forhead of an innocent love
And sets a blister there, makes marriage vows
As false as dicers' oaths. O, such a deed
As from the body of contradiction plucks
The very soul, and sweet religion makes
A rhapsody of words. Heaven's face does glow
O'er this solidity and compound mass
With tristful visage, as against the doom,
Is thought-sick at the act.

I call'd my love false love; but what said he then?
If I court moe women, you'll couch with moe men

Desdemona, Othello, act IV

unsex me here

taH pagh, taH be'.

You haven't lived until you've read Shakespeare in the original Klingon.

[Edited on Dec 30, 2005 6:15PM]

well im miles and miles away from even being compared to the same group of people almost as good as shakespeare, but you're welcome to gander through my journal.

Yeah, the BBQ. I didn't have it written down and I couldn't remember when exactly it was, so I didn't add it. But yeah, definitely a highlight. Lots of freaky goings-on at that party.

Receiving Shakespeare quotes from people is really an incomplete experience until you've received one from a stranger:

Polonius: "This above all: to thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day: thou canst not then be false to any man."

Hamlet, Act one, scene three.