Dear Microwaveable Macaroni and Cheese,
You are definitely drunk people food. It isn't a bad thing. However....when you put your heating instructions on the actual container I am putting into the microwave, you do me a disservice. Like many inebriated people, my short term memory is not so great. Therefore, you force me to guess that anywhere between 3-8 minutes is the correct cooking time for my brunch. Yeah. fuck you. brunch.
at least put the directions on your lil powdered cheese packet, fuckface.
You are definitely drunk people food. It isn't a bad thing. However....when you put your heating instructions on the actual container I am putting into the microwave, you do me a disservice. Like many inebriated people, my short term memory is not so great. Therefore, you force me to guess that anywhere between 3-8 minutes is the correct cooking time for my brunch. Yeah. fuck you. brunch.
at least put the directions on your lil powdered cheese packet, fuckface.
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knives_hannibal:
Hi sweetpea! Yea I know. I'm just not on here a whole lot. I'm bout to cancel my account actually. How are you? I hope your well amd life is treating you wonderfully.
pomfelo:
It's like being me gifts, but I'm a cute puppy that sleeps 12 hrs a day. So, yeah. Exactly the same.