robetesatemynoir:
wildswan:
What up, G?

Do you plugs have diodes in them, or something?
meatpieboy:
how's yer coffee?
nathanialblood:
In a word cute wink
mrcrisp:
negative. i should be at work right now.
mrcrisp:
i agree. so i slept at work. almost slept through lunch, too, but my tummy was rumblin'.
_elichrusos:
What's the thingy being all IM IN UR EERZ, HAVING A DESIGN WHAT JACKIE CAN'T SEE?
robetesatemynoir:



like whaaaat...

thanks for the well wishes...

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flip flops...at discount...huuuuuuuh???

like truth.

_elichrusos:
Well, I can't fight the power. I'm just a bitch, and I need to accept that.

Bissous!
_elichrusos:
I'm trying not to be a bitch at work, but it's getting too hard. People think I talk the way I do for attention, and they always make a big fucking deal out of it.

Dear Stupid People from Today (and Yesterday):

This is just me. This is the way I talk. It stems from two things.

One: My English is at lest six times better (and more interesting) than yours. You can't even co-ordinate clauses on your menu.

Two: I'm really, really fucking bored.



And:

Dear Z.

Thank you for listening to my bitching all the time. I appreciate it.

Hope things are good there.

J.
emotedcreations:
I want to make out with you.

And that video is fucking hilarious...
emotedcreations:
Of course make out...

I find you irresistible.

The video in your "about me" or whatever section of the runner running into that girl. Pure gold...
emotedcreations:
You know your last comment reminds me of a part in Catch-22 (of course) where Yossarian asks a prostitute to marry him, but she says she won't marry him because he's crazy. Why is he crazy? Because he wants to marry a women who is not a virgin. So she won't marry a guy who wants to marry her because he's crazy to want to marry a non-virgin. Yeah, anyway, that was a really bad explanation. But I hope you get it? Catch-22.

I'm not sure why it reminded me of that, but I assure you I'm not crazy and I do want to make out with you. Anyway, gotta get some sleep. I have to drive to Delaware tomorrow to get a painting cataloged.
xxtmnt87xx:
teehee. it's not my birthday tongue. i edited the balloon into the picture tongue
xxtmnt87xx:
i never said you didn't win tongue. i'm just making sure you know tongue. i've been telling everyone ;x. i didn't think i'd fool so many people ;x
kelseybee:
you are hot + I like you = hi!
kelseybee:
girl, me and vodka are like BFF tonight!!
kelseybee:
I am drinking out of my holiday goblet. I like to think it makes me more refined! wink
vonpink:
thank ya for the happy birthday. And i choose numer two
robetesatemynoir:
heres some st00pid.

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i has shiny ears...w/freckles..w00t!
nivoldoog:
lovely
vonpink:
haha its my secret
ms_magdalena:
Hell, I've missed you too, beautiful.

♥
devilsreject:
i think her ovaries fell out some time back from being overused. might want to punch her in the boob or something instead.
riz:
Hey you sexy bitch, good luck on the interview!! kiss