"what do you need a ten speed for?!! you dont even have any legs? youre just gonna bust the ass you dont have!!! i mean, look at you! who bothered to spawn you and why?!!"

yes he lives to torture poor meatwad. i watched the ouija board video fame one, whatever its called. shake gets whats been comin to him..

"they dont look lie coconuts do they? cuz they spray painted em..."

dont worry shake, youll get that jeans ad

oh no, im such an addict. i pissed myself when i saw your character sketch of Master Shake