God bless anti-lock brakes, keeping your cool when you lose control of your car and do a 720 on the wet highway, not getting a lick of damage or injury, the cop 200 yards away not seeing or hearing anything and the people coming around the corner behind you driving much slower than you and not smashing into you like you thought they would.
Of course, when I say "God" I mean the flying spaghetti monster. I know his noodly appendages kept me safe and righted my path.
Of course, when I say "God" I mean the flying spaghetti monster. I know his noodly appendages kept me safe and righted my path.
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Sorry I don't exist. I've been metaphysically challenged these last few months. Not to mention oodles of technical hardships resulting in the loss of my online social presence. I presume that this means I'll have to begin anew..
Hi, nice to meet you.
Also that's fucking slick. Truly you've been blessed by his great and noodly touch.
[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 2:28AM]