darklis:

Then I guess I'm a motherfucka, and my scottish husband is well, you know.

Spend your money on hookers, but be careful not to kill them afterwards.

Today, I'm going to go to work, then slope off to the pub next door at lunchtime and drink green beer until I'm able to wash the town in green vomit.

It's tradition.

Mar 16, 2005

darklis:

Man, the last time I followed people down the street singing "call me al" I got spit at, hit with an umbrella, and cudgeled with a walking stick.

Mar 16, 2005

darklis:

Plaid wearers.

Mar 16, 2005

shmidol:

what if I only wear plaid occasionally?

Mar 16, 2005

kinkerbelle:

Mar 17, 2005

rowan:

Happy porn day to you! ♥

xoxo
~Ro

Mar 17, 2005

kelland:

I am a motherfucker who wears plaid.

What now?

Mar 17, 2005

xip:

Weird. I wear plaid AND I'm a motherfucker.
xip

Mar 17, 2005

darklis:

Snap.

Really. I have nothing important to say.

Mar 17, 2005

darklis:

That's crazy-funny. They want to teach 'em young.

Mar 17, 2005

toolgirl:

How did I miss porn day? Must have been when I had that concussion....

Mar 18, 2005

darklis:

Hee hee hee. Look at my occupation. I copied you.

Mar 18, 2005

rin:

ok! send me 10 bucks and i'll send you a cd!!

Mar 19, 2005

darklis:

My birthday is on Sunday June 26.

I will be a 30 year old HAG.

Mar 19, 2005

xip:

Why is your mother outraged anyway?
xip

Mar 19, 2005

kinkerbelle:

I'm trying to get better

Mar 19, 2005

darklis:

Mar 20, 2005

darklis:

That was catty.

No, seriously.

Mar 20, 2005