Or punching kittens. Wait, no, these guys in Boston tried that and it didn't go well.

You're not crazy.

You're a sane man dealing with the madness of the world.

It can be, you just have to find the right 'doctor' and be willing to run fast.

Did I mention I am taking a medical correspondence course....

oddly... doesn't sound like you're crazy to me.
i'm there with you.