Good luck on your checkup, man, stay away from the sick list, I'm hogging it this year and I don't want anyone stealing my thunder!!

Ouch.

I hate being there, it makes me sad on the inside.

Yikes! Well better $2.50 than -$250 right?

Your comment made me sad.

I always hated that part of the show...

True, but I have been crabby for so long it has become part of how I define myself.

I feel lost when I am not outraged.

Wow, that seems really sad when I reread it...

Ish... at least you were smart enough to check your account before you left.
I'm all for the free SG events right now, so hopefully something appealing will come up soon.
Thanks; I hope I qualify for unemployment. I'm worried about having been out for my surgery, but I won't know anything for a couple weeks.

PSFB = pussy shot from behind... or Possibly Served For Breakfast, but in the context I think it's pretty clear which one it stands for.