You could always suggest the injection (once every three months) or the subdermal implant (five years).

it is good to start out things slow...one or two times a week is gooood...that's what me and my boi started out doing...and now we are practically engaged

Don't get me wrong, I kind of like the Strokes' first album. At least I own it.

It'll be the most corporate job I've ever had. My jobs before then: private preschool, Mongolian BBQ, summer theatre, architecture firm.