what?

there's a picnic???



here's the loop




here's me way outside of it

[Edited on May 22, 2006 11:12PM]

whoa

*volunteers*

ugh....i know this one all too well.

i usually start hearing about it from my mom when i talk about hanging out with my gay friends. its then that she starts pointing out to me that i, "wont meet anyone," if all my friends are gay.

hey, i made out with a girl in a gay club, anything is possible.

then i point out to her that i dont want to meet anyone, so its a moot point. besides, shes already got fucking grandchildren, leave me alone.

she also wants me to marry a girl whos a neatfreak so she can, "take care of" me. she doesnt like it when i tell her that any girl who tries to clean my room will get kicked out, either.

Tell her that you are a lesbian and that you and your girlfriend are going to a sperm bank to pick out a few good swimmers.

that is pretty damn funny