i went to see the rolling stones a long time ago. . and it was a kinda drizzly day, and my-ex says " we should get some trash bags to cover ourselves " and i'm all "nah. . fuck that , i ain't wearing a trash bag. .
which i later regretted
anyways , we get close to the coliseum
and the traffic's so bad , that our '68 plymouth is overheating. . so, i spy a parking lot that costs 20 bucks , so's i go for it. .
once we're inside the show , we're seated between this woman that's about 45-50 nervous breakdowns old, and throughout the entire concert , she's writing , what seem like suicide notes on little cocktail napkins ..and on the other side of us is this large black man. .that doesn't move one inch for over 2 hours. and when the stones finally come on , and he does stand up,. . you can see the outline of his hands on his pants, where they are dry . (because it was raining see) i'm serious , he didn't 'move' for over 2 hours .hands, feet, head, legs , nothing . .
anyways . . me and the ex have a couple of joints loaded with cocaine ..and we start to share them with the people around us ( after we tell them of course , they're cocoa- puffs)
and then after the show , we go back to the hotel room and have crazy greco-roman wrestling type sex . . and i'm standing on the bed and i have her in this back-breaker upside down position. . for quite awhile. . and that's the night i think she got pregnant. .
so. . doing the math. . i would say that happened about 14 years ago
and people say i have intimacy issues . bah!
i'm off to san francisco!
which i later regretted
anyways , we get close to the coliseum
and the traffic's so bad , that our '68 plymouth is overheating. . so, i spy a parking lot that costs 20 bucks , so's i go for it. .
once we're inside the show , we're seated between this woman that's about 45-50 nervous breakdowns old, and throughout the entire concert , she's writing , what seem like suicide notes on little cocktail napkins ..and on the other side of us is this large black man. .that doesn't move one inch for over 2 hours. and when the stones finally come on , and he does stand up,. . you can see the outline of his hands on his pants, where they are dry . (because it was raining see) i'm serious , he didn't 'move' for over 2 hours .hands, feet, head, legs , nothing . .
anyways . . me and the ex have a couple of joints loaded with cocaine ..and we start to share them with the people around us ( after we tell them of course , they're cocoa- puffs)
and then after the show , we go back to the hotel room and have crazy greco-roman wrestling type sex . . and i'm standing on the bed and i have her in this back-breaker upside down position. . for quite awhile. . and that's the night i think she got pregnant. .
so. . doing the math. . i would say that happened about 14 years ago
and people say i have intimacy issues . bah!
i'm off to san francisco!