oh DUDE.....first off i'd be The Corruptor...and like...walk out with hella scantily clad, tattoo covered catholic school girls....and ummm...music would be a suped up metal version of benny benassi's "i love my sex"....you heard o benny...kinda clubby dancy stuff but DOPE..wanna hear?....i'll email ya an mp3 if ya want.
and you have a good porn star name!!! haha