So, sort of on a whim, but not really since I've thought about it for a bit was that on this tuesday I decided to get my frenum pierced.
If you do not know what the frenum is then you can google it, but be aware the results will be nsfw. Not that you should even be on SG when you're at work.
So having small talk when someone is in that area doing measurements and mark up where the needle should go and so forth. I must have looked like a pineapple! Wait... those arn't red... Well, picture that this time they are red and that was the color of my face which quickly enough turned dead pale as he actually did the piercing.
The fun didn't stop there though! While it was uncomfortable as it was being done the pain subcided within 10 seconds or something like that, but since it's such a blood filled area, IT WOULDN'T STOP BLEEDING, like holy shit, I have found a new empathy for women and their cycles. The constant lingering fear that there's just a huge blood stain that's visible. Pure horror.
It seems to have mostly stopped now, but man... the 2 first days. Nightmare.