A husband said to his wife, "I'm going to take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife replyed to her husband, "I'm going to take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

that animation made me smile... happy?

two men were sitting at a bar and staring into their drinks. one guy got a curious look on his face and asked his friend, "have you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?"

the friend said, "yep. ive been married to one for 15 years."

stolen from my playboy, cause its too early to have a good joke ready.

and yeah, i was telling whoever it was that if they didnt do something, i was going to rip their throat out and eat it in front of them as they lay bleeding. or something to that effect. then you came in and just looked at me, and then we split for something.

i dunno.. kinda odd.

frankly i don't think that men shoudl get to answer the question fo whether they want children or not. they don't have them themselvesso they should get stuck with what they get. too much work + too little sleep= crankinpants and pitchygirl

i love the word ricockulous!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, 'Geez, it's hot in here, isn't it?' The other one says, 'Aaagh! A talking muffin!'

That reminds me. I really want to make a spring mix.

"Peek-a-Boo" is a very nice summery choice.

Same for "Beating Heart Baby."

I ate her

I am about to put on Stereolab's Sounddust for the thousandth time. It's just one perfect album.