Went to the Doctor today who was recommended by my mother because they are friends. Doctor lady asked a lot of inappropriate questions not immediately related to my knee injury that made me wonder if my mom had put her up to it.
"When was your last pap smear? How many sexual partners have you had? Any history of STDs? Do you smoke/drink/do drugs? How often? You should quit smoking you know. And drinking. And having sex. Quit all things fun. Did you realize you are overweight, too? Here's a reason to lose weight and stop smoking; you could die."
Timing was critical with a retort because I was on the verge of tears. Waiting an hour and a half to see this miracle Doctor and in 5 minutes she had made me feel like a disgusting lard-filled avocado. I searched my brain to a few days ago and I credit EriWren for this amazing line.
"Hey, thats cool, I know about all of that stuff... but in the end you'll die your way and I'll die mine."
A proud day for my mother, I'm sure
"When was your last pap smear? How many sexual partners have you had? Any history of STDs? Do you smoke/drink/do drugs? How often? You should quit smoking you know. And drinking. And having sex. Quit all things fun. Did you realize you are overweight, too? Here's a reason to lose weight and stop smoking; you could die."
Timing was critical with a retort because I was on the verge of tears. Waiting an hour and a half to see this miracle Doctor and in 5 minutes she had made me feel like a disgusting lard-filled avocado. I searched my brain to a few days ago and I credit EriWren for this amazing line.
"Hey, thats cool, I know about all of that stuff... but in the end you'll die your way and I'll die mine."
A proud day for my mother, I'm sure
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and yeah, and yeah.
i'll be down the weekend of the 4th.....(in feb) we should plan something.