hasselhoff

I've been feeling pretty damn anxious and nauseous lately. At least I'm starting to loose some weight. I think a better tactic would be to join a gym. Which I'm going to do soon. My ulcer can't loose the extra weight on it's own. Until then I'm going to keep pouring coffee, wine and cigarette smoke on it.

You know, someone needs to make a piata for adults and fill it with little airplane bottles of liquor and cigarettes. That would be fun. So much more fun than sitting on you ass, chit chatting while you drink. So if you're thinking about bringing something to my birthday outing you know just what to do.