I saw a traffic cop hiding behind the sign at SAIT last night and pulling a guy over. I asked him if he had anything better he could be doing, like going after Ralph Klien for his expense account abuse or cracking down on illegal waste dumping. He glared.

If you are going to inflame the local constabulary, carry at least one dozen donuts with you. If you piss them off enough to give chase, just drop a donut every 100 meters or so, and as they slow down to eat them, you can make your escape. Now, they have evolved to eat and run, so consider an extra-hot cup of Joe as a last resort - they have to stop to drink that!


One of my worst pet peeves is personal spelling errors, Grrr...

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that'll teach you ..haha ..speed dating..

good thing it's only personal spelling errors or i'd be in trouble.

i could use a sugar fix bring those donuts over here..i like the plain honey glazed!! simple but sweet..yum

sounds good.i plan once i start working abgain to take off for the weekends.to visit friends off the island.while scoping out place i might want to move to.calgary is one of them..plus there that lust photographer guy there who i would love to take a set of photo's for me..lol.
but thats a ways from now..

I was driving back from Edmonton last weekend and there were a ton of cops along the way. It was different though: they were piled up in groups of 3 or 4 squad cars and I didn't notice anyone pulled over. So now I'm paranoid they were doing photo radar and I have a surprise on its way in the mail. Do they do photo on Highway 2 now or am I being unjustifiably paranoid?

Be afraid, very afraid.

So, I assume you were speeding llama?

Ehh, 'speeding' is relative.

Only if you have a Degree in Relativistic Physics!


If the Cops are near overpasses you are TOAST!

One officer lies stealthily in wait; peeking down, over the side of the bridge. They shoot more ticketsin an hour on Highway 2 than most mortals can count.

The officers and cars that you saw might have been there just as decoys!

Sorry to hear about your bad dating luck. Chin up, there's always porn!

Sorry to hear about that dating part man, cheer up though, there are tons of ladies out there.