Oh, happy day! Calloo! Callay!
Splendid news, absolutely splendid indeed! They just announced we are having the holiday party off site. No breaking down cubicle walls, no rearragning of furniture and plants, no stuffing anything that will fit into storage in the basement so that the 150+ party goers will be less cramped then otherwise!
I love the party we throw but, the set up and the taking down afterwards is a major pain in ass. It's almost on a par with being required by your landlord to move all your stuff out of your apartment on Friday and then move it all back in on Monday.
The party is going to be at this local bar. Drinks and food, and and and the theme is Polynesian! Hula dancers in grass skirts! Humina, Humina....it's gonna be awesome!
AMENDMENT:
I'm an atheist but, some one or something supernatural felt I was showing a bit too much glee over the good news regarding my company's holiday party. The main water valve to our building just burst. According to the plumber on the scene, we will be without water for another 2 to 3 hours. Excuse me, I need to go find a good sized bottle with a cap that fits very snug.
ALL IS WELL IN WHOVILLE! The water is back on and I have purged myself of bodily waste and what not. And, I just got a call, the long 3 hour computer course I was supposed to take tonight and wasn't looking forward to in the slightest has been cancelled!
Unfortunately, the sick game of back and forth might not be over just yet. Maybe my beat up jalopy won't start when I try to go home. Or, the power in my apartment will have gone out and all the food in my refridgerator will have gone bad.
Oh, damnable fate, I curse your wishy-washyness!
Splendid news, absolutely splendid indeed! They just announced we are having the holiday party off site. No breaking down cubicle walls, no rearragning of furniture and plants, no stuffing anything that will fit into storage in the basement so that the 150+ party goers will be less cramped then otherwise!
I love the party we throw but, the set up and the taking down afterwards is a major pain in ass. It's almost on a par with being required by your landlord to move all your stuff out of your apartment on Friday and then move it all back in on Monday.
The party is going to be at this local bar. Drinks and food, and and and the theme is Polynesian! Hula dancers in grass skirts! Humina, Humina....it's gonna be awesome!
AMENDMENT:
I'm an atheist but, some one or something supernatural felt I was showing a bit too much glee over the good news regarding my company's holiday party. The main water valve to our building just burst. According to the plumber on the scene, we will be without water for another 2 to 3 hours. Excuse me, I need to go find a good sized bottle with a cap that fits very snug.
ALL IS WELL IN WHOVILLE! The water is back on and I have purged myself of bodily waste and what not. And, I just got a call, the long 3 hour computer course I was supposed to take tonight and wasn't looking forward to in the slightest has been cancelled!
Unfortunately, the sick game of back and forth might not be over just yet. Maybe my beat up jalopy won't start when I try to go home. Or, the power in my apartment will have gone out and all the food in my refridgerator will have gone bad.
Oh, damnable fate, I curse your wishy-washyness!