Happy Birthday to one of the cutest Simpsons fans I know. You happen to be one of the few people who could claim to be better at quoting The Simpsons than me. I salute you.
Here's wishing your day is filled with yummy cheese fries, Sifl & Olly return to the airwaves, and when you finally tuck in for the night after a long day of merriment, you sprout wings in your sleep!
*singing in shmaltzy pose on his knees arms raised up in your general direction*
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapy Birrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrthday
tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!