There's a band called Tremendous Fucking?

p.s. Time to stop being bored. Do something reckless. Move to the West Coast.

For the canoli. What the fuck did you think I meant?

Real, schmeal.

Do it for the California grrls, man. They've got lots of things to do that prevent boredom.

They don't make 'em real in Bloomington, Indiana?

Sooo... for "Real", you're thinking California's your best bet, right?

Or were you thinking "Real" as in "Keepin' it"? Then I would direct you to LA. Or maybe Oakland.

Lates, homie.

Time for a dinner of avocados and granola. If I can get to the beach on time, I might be able to catch the last wave and eradicate this tan line...

But let's do lunch.

Ciao.