Thanks! I had fun writing that but I don't know why I even bother--you're right, so many people here are so PC they won't appreciate the humor. But I'm like you--when people get a little too MTV Real World-ish I can't help but poke fun of them a bit. I do think that El Santo should play you in the SGNY TV show now and not Benicio. Even though you're really not a violent guy--next time challenge your foes to a debate on Abstract Expressionism. I'm sure you'd win.
Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some
Now you wanna start acting dumb
You wanna play cat and mouse
When I catch you, I'ma stick my dick in your mouth
Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'
Just fuck me good until I skeese'
Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it
C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!