Hi new friend!

I sure love your fiancee....no wonder you're lonely without her.

But I'm not tellin' her again to quit calling me "big sister". That shit makes me feel old.

I miss you so much monkey. I can't wait for date night!

4Gvr and Cessnaqt can't hang out this weekend. Ash is sick and they had a 3rd set of plans that Cess forgot about! She is VERY untarded when sick!

"Untarded" hahahaha. Whatever. I'm a douche, I know! Sorry we can't hang out. Do you still love me?

Anyway, don't worry, I promise not to perform surgery on myself anymore.

I like your quote. I don't like football so much, but I like that quote.

Awwww look the the Budg with your new putter! You should play the scavenger hunt! It rocks!

Hola me Amigo. Sorry you are lonely ****hugs in manly way*****

Dude that shit with work is GAAAYYY
Sorry but I love the quote, btw
Keep on keepin' on

Dude, it was rockin' to see you in Chat last night!!!

So, since I'm such a douche, you should really take Steph to do something amazing on Sunday.