1. yep, and have had mine licked as well.
2. pretty far, i'm sure. i can fit tons of shit up there.
3 hmmm...i don't think so.
4. nope, but i had a friend who did..it was pretty facinating.
5. nope, only because my parents made me.
6. definately.
7. haven't in a while...looking for a job, you know.
8. me and my dvd player.
9. necessary
10. lately, just poop.
11. clean it up right away, can't stand shit on the floor.
12. is an explorer.
13. rule everything around me.
14. was a good distration.
cheers!!
1. yeah its cool!!
2. Only as far as my booger
3. not that am aware of
4. no but i own regular porn
5. yeah i love driving
6. think so
7. every other weekend
8. out clubbing
9. they can keep it to themselves
10. fuck all
11. i hate dogs
12. anywhere you want
13. FUCK YEAH IMMA FREAK
14. was ace!!
Hello! I actually updated today too, must be in the water. : ) I never tend to do these quiz things either but hell I'll give it a shot.
1.Have you ever kicked an eyeball, luminous or sponge??
B. Yes, but only once when someone cunningly replaced the hockey ball with a real eyeball. Strangely, it was still made from sponge and not eyeball matter.
2.How far up your nose can you get a small bearcub holding a finger?
C.Nearly all the way but it got hungry near the top, crawled back down and started crying for his dad who promptly brought along a plate of porridge for him.
3.Have you ever let someone sit in your ice cream sundae, while sailing in a golf umbrella?
C.No but I've been offered a cash prize to do so.
4.Do you own any midget rhino's or any other similiarly amusingly small animals?
A.Yes, but only to laugh at.
5. Have you ever driven across an entire country wearingly only a tie dye teeshirt and a rucksack made from marzipan, just because someone called you a martian?
A.No
6.Do you hold your own mass ?
A.Yes, and handily, the church can then easily be converted into a nightclub later that evening in order to hold illegal raves.
7.How often do you get higher than than the atmosphere ceiling in your invisible hot air balloon?
B.On occasion but it still needs tweaking if I'm ever to get into space.
8. IDEAL FATE_
PUT UP YOUR HITLIST!
C.To be eaten by the first genetically cloned dinosaur.
9. What if it's all just splintered and not winter themed?.
B. There's always an alternative.
10.Who's been fiddling with your gas supply lately?
A. A small colony of field mice.
11. Your dog drills through your floor..
C. Look in bewilderment at his advanced skills.
12.Your tongue is trying to kill you.Do you..
B. Sedate it with several bottles of lucozade and a carrot.
13.Piercings and Tattoos on everyone you see?
B. Buy our new amazing product "Tattoo be gone!" We promise results within the week or your money back!!! Phone 901213874543879345 now for your free welcome pack.
14.This test:
a. has made me realise that I need to set the dial to 28 and not 'Reindeer' next time,
1.I'm sure I have experienced some hot tougue on eyeball action in the past.
2.second knuckle
3.mmmmm......no
4.no,but I would be curious to see Bridget the midget gang bang 10 guys at once,just to see how she holds up
5.I would if I could afford it
6.Yes...with the new shit-be-gone from K-Tel
7.I haven't smoked weed in over 20 years
8.concert and a blowjob in the car on the ride home
9.It comes with the dog owning territory
10.exit only please
11.I would have G.G. Allen eat it
12I have a very talented tongue and I love to use it
13.I love tattoos
14.made me hard
1. (a) my dad used to have a real redneck for a friend who worked for him at this engineering firm. the guy was constantly holding a silver bullet in his hand, everytime i saw him. he licked my mom in the eye once. he never got invited over again. i might try it on someone who liked it, but i have this thing about my own eyeballs that i still don't open them underwater or attempt to wear contacts.
2. (b) my best friend of 15 years now met me on the playground in grade school, and we shared in common membership to the untouchable caste of "those nerds that picked their noses". i never dug far enough. i never ate them. and i certainly don't do this now. ever. for real.
3. (b) no, but there's a first time for everything, eh? i think that would be kind of hot, in the right kind of aromatherapy session.
4. (b) the most appropriate answer, but my old supervisor at work was responsible for this creation called "PDA" whilst in charge of the emory library's film room. it featured horse, midget, and elderly sex. my coworker (and his part-time roomate) showed me the film while heavily sedated. where does that put me, kevin bacon?
5. (c) probably fits, since in a way, i was escaping the horror that tallahassee can be for a young man of 18. in fact, it was still terrible when i turned 21, but at least i could have a PBR tallboy with my gigantic pizza slice at momo's.
6. (a)
7. (a) but damnit, where's the shake my attorney promised me!?
8. (b) but i have to clarify that getting high with my ideal date better involve some innovative and inaccurate tantric sex. or any sex, really.
9. (b) it's annoying. and i'm allergic to the pets.
10. (b) salvador dali had his moments, and they're not mine when it comes to such things.
11. (b) i'm allergic! it is sad. i really want a puppy.
12. (a) though it depends on whether you prefer the taste of clove or tequila.
13. (b) only because they appeal to me on someone else, but i'm not yet ready to get one. if i were to get one, it'd be a potato above my left ankle.
14. (d) ... clearly.
edited because witout the letter 'h', it would be an embarassment.
2) I once tied doing the blockhead thing..didn't turn out all that well...bled everywhere
3) Not that I can remember
4) Why buy when you can download
5) Not yet, but I love road trips. It would involve a lot of Salvia, pot and music playing my every waking moment, especially lots of power drone and doom metal.
6) I sure do
7) On occasion, but there are ways to get high other than drugs.
8) Clubs are ok once in a while but my ideal date would be a romantic fancy dinner, followed by going back to my place and watching a movie and then tying her to the bed and fucking her with Darkthrone blaring while we're both copsepainted. Of course none of us could enjoy this because that wouldn't be true.
9) I'll go with b
10) You don't want to know
11) I'm not a pet person but if I had a dog I'd clean it up immediately because I'm freakishly clean.
12) a or b...or someones eye socket or someones delicious delicious brains....
13) I have more metal in my junk than most new cars
Speak to you soon. 
2. pretty far, i'm sure. i can fit tons of shit up there.
3 hmmm...i don't think so.
4. nope, but i had a friend who did..it was pretty facinating.
5. nope, only because my parents made me.
6. definately.
7. haven't in a while...looking for a job, you know.
8. me and my dvd player.
9. necessary
10. lately, just poop.
11. clean it up right away, can't stand shit on the floor.
12. is an explorer.
13. rule everything around me.
14. was a good distration.
cheers!!