I remember walking into an exotic pet shop one night just before closing and they had a live water monitor just hanging out in a tank with a sign on it that read:
Hi! My name is Binky! I'm a water monitor! I eat mice, rats, ducks, cats, dogs, monkeys, small children, large children, hamsters, auto parts, other lizards, birds, guinea pigs, pigs, lambs, etc. etc. etc.....
Guess what!!!! MY PACKAGE CAME!!!! Woooooo!!! I was so excited to open it! Sadie, I cannot thank you enough, I love the gecko (and he's going to be in my new journal) and octopus and seahorse!!! And the hoodie fits me great, it's so warm and cosy hehe! Your going to have to endure this pic of me wearing it I'm afraid.
Thank you so much for the lovely letter too, it was great to read it, your handwriting is so cool and yes, I'd take letters over email anyday. Anyway, I'm very excited and am thinking of what to spend the hell banknotes on. Maybe a new house. Ant and Hels package is in there safely and will be forwarded to them as soon as I know ant's new address. You are a total star. It's good cos I can now send you stuff back. Oh I have to tell you, I went into a fit of the giggles when I saw the box. Remember you were asking me what my surname was for Pauly ?(who is a star for sorting and sending it to me!) Well on the box it said Paul Myers/Apy LOL, he must of not realised it was a jk. So, what a journey eh! You must be relieved it all finally came but it was worth the wait. You are hereby crowned queen of horror/everything that is rock. I'll speak to you more about it very soon. Edited because I forgot to put the pic in duh.
Hell o just your friendly blue haired freak sayin' hi between bouts of depression and stuff. getting better again tho but ya know. it aint easy being a pyscho. not enough motels with shower curtains anymore.
ahaha!!! Na, I wasn't mad, I was trying to smile!!! People always used to say to me, why are you so depressed and I was like "Whaa. no I'm happy! !" My face doesn't really behave. It was a pretty awful pic though so it's gone, To replace it I typed in "Mad" into google and I found this.
Cheers for the music comments, I'm always amazed that anyone listens to it to be honest, it's constantly a source of amazement to me how the internet has got my tunes out there.It's been wild the last couple of years. Speak to you soon this week, I just realised what a rant I went on in TAA, I came in quite drunk last night and then read about JBD and I was like Nooooo! Naughty company!!! : P
Hope your doing well. x
Hi! My name is Binky! I'm a water monitor! I eat mice, rats, ducks, cats, dogs, monkeys, small children, large children, hamsters, auto parts, other lizards, birds, guinea pigs, pigs, lambs, etc. etc. etc.....
Good ol' Binky.... who knows? that might be him?
Peas!
DV