I hear Kevin Federline won't let Britney Spears have dessert. It's true, he actually calls the restaurant ahead of time and pays the wait staff NOT to serve it to her.

I love that story.

Dude, I thought you fell off the face of the planet, and here you are this whole time, still on SG. Perhaps I was the one who fell off the planet. So tell me what's been happening.

Uh yeah, and married and running a business and owning a house and just being an adult in general. It's a little easier than I thought it would be.