You could redeem your coupon for one birthday gift
Oh wait, not tonight, the gift is tied up at the moment.
BTW, we're getting together tomorrow (Friday) at 22nd and Christian, a place called the Side Car, around 9:00pm if you wanna come out. We'll be there at least an hour or two before possibly migrating.
Is it still your birthday gift if you get it on my birthday? Hmmmm.
nice pics. i like the stubble. that was great. what about cliteris thing people are always talking about? why the hell isn't that on there? why can't i ever find that thing? fuck where the hell is it??? why????? i lead a sad existence.
yeah, i mean what the hell are those lines on her lips??? mybe it's like desgnating the area or something. i know it's actaully nice and smooth because i saw one before. it was a looong, long time ago. well last time i saw one for free anyway. oh well.
wow, you really did put that pic up in your journal. and whats with all the editorials on my pics? are you don rickles? and about the mustache, if it wasnt obvious that youre busting my balls about it, id question your sanity.
moving on...choose your own adventure books were fucking awesome.
what about cliteris thing people are always talking about? why the hell isn't that on there? why can't i ever find that thing? fuck where the hell is it??? why????? i lead a sad existence. 
Oh wait, not tonight, the gift is tied up at the moment.
BTW, we're getting together tomorrow (Friday) at 22nd and Christian, a place called the Side Car, around 9:00pm if you wanna come out. We'll be there at least an hour or two before possibly migrating.
Is it still your birthday gift if you get it on my birthday? Hmmmm.