fuckyou...I want a slurpee...I was just at seven 11 but on my way to pick up dinner and i didn't want to carry it all and all these little kids were taunting me....you are evil I will have to make another trip out there soon

yuck... i never liked slurpees... call me weird i guess

i once made a slurpee drink at home for this fucking loser ass pothead surfer roommate of mine and put laxative in it. hehe i'm a fucking prick but man was it funny.. i miss treating that stoner like shit.

But really i'm a nice guy he just screwed me and the other roommate out of like a million dollars so yeah i'm bitter!