goatboysteve

I am officially the horniest man on the planet! Oh my god, it is tiring. I spend all my time hiding erections, masturbating, casually fondling, and trying to stop thinking about it. I know it is likely to pass if I ignore it long enough, or at least it'll relax a bit and stop being so intense. I just need to remember to breath deep and relax, but its hard. I mean, I am usually a pretty amorous guy anyhow, but this is nuts. I could probably do something about it by taking a trip to the local bar, but I'm not really interested is shagging a random chick. Woe is me, what shall I do?