methodology:
Should go down a storm, especially with those of us who can't work normal chopsticks smile

Respect indeed!
padre:
ha ha, you're a genius!

I haven't quite figured out the rules of pressure to holding those sticks so your invention would be helpful smile
padre:
The last game played in Sun Devil Stadium was against the Eagles. There was a fight ha ha
padre:
No doubt you're all scumbags and proud scumbags. You boo'd santa for crying out loud. Nothing is sacred ha ha
padre:
Attempted murder of a saint! There's a special place in hell reserved for Philly fan. ha ha

We just get mad & don't buy tickets. I actually want my town to act like your town. Because it's fear of the Philly fan that keeps all those teams relevant. They try hard to keep you guys happy.
padre:
McNabb's yard vandalized by fans

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CHANDLER, Ariz. -- Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb recently had to play defense at his offseason home in Chandler.

Two Arizona Cardinals fans hung their team's flag in a tree and burned "Go Cards," "Go Kurt" and "I heart AZ" in McNabb's yard with diesel fuel, Chandler police Sgt. Joe Favazzo said Tuesday.

Favazzo said the fans hung the flag Thursday, and McNabb laughed it off and even left it hanging.

Then the fans returned Saturday and left a cardboard box in the driveway with "Go Cards" written on one side and "Beat Philly" on the other. McNabb laughed that off, too, when he discovered it at about midnight, Favazzo said.

But McNabb stopped laughing when he went outside Saturday morning, smelled diesel fuel and realized someone had burned Cardinals cheers into his lawn, causing about $2,000 in damage.

Favazzo said officers found an address label on the box that had been left, and it led to Chandler resident Rex Perkins, 37, who later admitted to the pranks.

His co-worker, Ryan Hanlon, 28, also admitted to the pranks.

Perkins and Hanlon were fingerprinted, photographed and cited for misdemeanor criminal damage.

"When they decided to get diesel fuel out and start damaging the yard, they crossed the line," Favazzo said.

The Cardinals beat the Eagles on Sunday in the NFC Championship Game to advance to the Feb. 1 Super Bowl in Tampa, Fla.

bedwelld:
Awesome idea!
padre:
Pretty fucking stupid ha ha

But you know what, it's a sign that the fans are finally having a passion. Or arsonist have something to do. One or the other tongue
padre:
I have yet to go inside one, I'm sure you'd love it with or without kids in it with you ha ha