mad_fer_it:
i had a turkish friend in high school... he tucked his sweaters into his pants, wore about 6 gold chains, thought he danced cool, drowned himself in polo cologne, was the funniest drunk ever and in turkey, when he was 13, his mom dropped him and his friends off at a " spa " to lose their virginity... oh, and don't even think about touching his GQ magazine before he read it cover to cover.... biggrin
face4radio:
you're hot!
face4radio:
How about a different kind of Hot? This guy found a way to make a welding torch burn by only using water. Better yet. Same guy made a car engine run solely on water. They split up the atoms in H2O to make HHO, they call it Aquygen

Funk You OPEC!!!!
nursejill:
I was working as a medical stand by person on a movie set once and was standing by the food table when Charlize Theron walked up. She said "hello". and I couldn't even speak. I litterally stood there with my mouth open looking like an idiot.
mrdeity:
Thanks for the suggestion about making a list. It helped. smile
notthellama:
i have a bald spot.
kaleidoscopic:
i can injure myself doing anything. i broke my own rib opening a doorknob and got my parents investigated for abuse. i got my arm caught in a nautilus machine in high school gym and dislocated my shoulder.

and yet i was graceful enought to be a ballerina who danced en pointe....until i fell walking to my bed after my best night of ballet EVER when i did several perfect triple pirouettes. mere hours after the height of my dance perfection i sprained my ankle so bad i should have broken it.

an injury i aggravated by falling down across the street from the eiffel tower. after which my classmates took turns running carrying me through the streets and the metro tunnels of paris fireman style very late at night because we had to catch the last metro of the night to get to my hotel. and because the french don't believe in ice because they can't waste water i had to put a towel in the bottom of a bidet, fill it with cold water, and hold my ankle in there for an hour.

i'm not sure if that's interesting or just kinda silly and sad...
so i googled "interesting" and this was the first hilarious pic i could find..


later miao!!
zoli:
Your quote- Fiona Apple "paper bag"... Love it. Sounds like we have a lot in common wink
xip:
I just saw the lost love of my life, an ex-best friend that decided to fall in love with someone else on me and after that we just drifted. He pulled into my apartment parking lot at the same time I did. His face peering through his windshield at my face peering back. Apparently he saw me driving and thought it was fate that we would cross paths, so he followed me back to my place just to embrace me beside our idling cars.

I didn't have the heart to tell him I don't believe in fate anymore. I've become a worse person. I'm involved in two relationships right now and I'm funding the War on Drugs. From the side of Drugs.

We hugged, and my mouth was mashed against his neck. And then he left to go back to his boyfriend, who had taken my place as "the most important relationship in his life." And I left to come inside and put away my groceries and check SG.
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platten:
I football harder than you pizza.
sonicreducr:
.... where ever you'd like them to be?