giddytomato

basically yesterday's post was a diatribe of all the characteristics I'm looking for in a grrrrrrrrrlllfriend.....

I'll try to recap but it won't be near as good as yesterdays half hungover half still drunk rambling

she's gotta be cute but not TOO cute.....I'm ok with cuter than me....but not a beauty queen
she has to read books without pictures (non-fiction is even better)
she has to know who Gloria Steinham is, and it's even better if she knows Dan Dennett
boobs are good
she has to like my boyfriend, but not more than me
she has to like to go to the beach, get drunk and eat mushrooms and lay in the surf topless with me
when i get drunk and start doing yoga in the yard at two am she can't laugh too hard
she has to like sex but not take it too seriously
she can't watch MTV, and if she does, it's just to make fun of the douchebags on the real world and that laguna beach show
If she listens to the dead, it's even better