elkcam:
heartbreaks really hurt, don't they? frown

hope you find something or someone to ease the pain soon.
akathisia:
Uh oh, I'm an atheist......does that mean i'm in the doghouse? frown

In all seriousness though, if you are hurting, i'm sorry. Just let me know who to go beat up for you. blackeyed biggrin

Okay take care lady kiss
twilight1:
Does cute, funny, and good in bed work for you? wink

I'm sorry to hear about your heartbreak hun... will pirates and rum help? We'll cut the scurvey bastard...make him/her walk the plank! ARRR!!! kiss
kiljoy:
Poor Germany. Sorry to hear. Maybe you could get your heart removed (it's not like you really need it) and get it pickled in a big jar with some chillis and capers. Then you could have it sitting on the living room shelf so that when people come round for a visit you'll have a great conversation piece... "Oh that? That's my heartbreak of 2005. Funny story that, because it all started when....."

Hope you feel better soon. smile
twilight1:
Well then it's good to be me...thank you blush
digitaladdiction:
I live too far away, and a simple tussle in a hotel after some chatting and heavy breathing by phone might not satisfy your long-term needs.

But hey, you won't have to yell at me to put the lid down!

biggrin
ghostsandvodka:
seriously. but to me, dream means good, like the one i had about kiss playing in my castles basement with no lights on.

now, the fucking constant nightmares....
skull
_chris_:
hi, hope you're doing okay...sounds like things aren't too great for you right now. things will hopefully work out for you in the end though...or so "they" say. tell me who to beat up for you...it's not as if i can fight or anything, i just think it would be funny to get my ass kicked helping you out...

seriously though, i hope you're not feeling too bad.
vrulovwrath:
What are you talking about? tongue
dusty:
aw honey...okay here is my application:

NAME: Ms. Dusty Suicide
QUALIFICATIONS: i eat a MEAN pussy, i can be down there for HOURS, i won't stop until you cum, i'll suck you dry after you do
THINGS I NEED TO WORK ON: i am very possessive, jealous, controlling, tempermental and i don't want to make you dinner (but we can do it together!)
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION: Hello Germany, this is Dusty's alter ego Dirty...I am sorry but after reviewing Dusty's application, i can not really give any good recommendations except that you should choose ME and not Dusty. Thank you for your time.
kiljoy:
My story? Well I haven't finished it yet. I'll let you know when I get close eh? wink
kickinglovers:
where do i get the application from...? confused kiss
committed:
there once was a artist named Saint
who swallowed buckets of paint
all the colours of the spectrum
flowed from his rectum
with total lack of restraint.....

love can be found in the most unlikily places....

kiss
ps I love you!
misterclean:
hey ...I heard you like guys with shaved heads...so
Hi!
smile
minibeanie:
Im very trainable.......do with me as you will..... kiss Those are my qualifications......I like to keep things simple biggrin
latchbeam:
I'll have to work on my resume and my rec letters... we would have to discuss relocation... Is our love for short busses enough? biggrin

I hope all is well and you are feeling better soon.
phillipetheotter:
I would apply, but I'd just be using you to get to your Short Bus. wink

Seriously, though, I haven't seen you in nearly a year! I hope that all is peachy in your world and that you're doing well.
missmeemee:
sierraae:
Remember sad people are often denied ponies, even when someone is truly looking to get rid of an awesome pony. The ponies really need some happiness, and depriving them of an owner like yourself would give them due cause to weep. So just stop the ponies from wailing. Oh, and if you own one you can make it be a slave and work in coal mine. Profit with which you can purchase evil, and diamonds, or really what ever you want.

Feel better, because you, are (quite possibly) even more awesome than peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
holden_caulfield:
Good luck with the heartbreak.

I know the feeling. blackeyed

You're a good liberal woman and I wish I could help you, but you live too far away. frown

Although, as an SG, I'm sure you'll get many qualified applicants. wink
atmosphericchaos:
Sorry to hear about that. It'll sort itself out in the end. Hope you have success with the interviews wink
geometricalfuck:
"i didn't loose anything.. i traded it for some blow"

so fucking classic!

nur das ew'ge Ah! und Oh!
Meiner Jugend hor' ich noch.
evillyn:
Take me.
jurasic:
you know me...always up to no good...wished you could of came along to safari...next time though...there was this porn star syren & she gave me a comicbook...a very nice one too...& I made an ass of myself on the microphone... biggrin
jonnytrrrash7:
ouch, heartache...............

i'd apply but i don't think i'd get any great references, and things to work on vs. strong points is kinda tipped over to the wrong side of the scale...........unless having tons of records outweighs everything else!! tongue

have a good week and be nice to yourself!