Poor Germany. Sorry to hear. Maybe you could get your heart removed (it's not like you really need it) and get it pickled in a big jar with some chillis and capers. Then you could have it sitting on the living room shelf so that when people come round for a visit you'll have a great conversation piece... "Oh that? That's my heartbreak of 2005. Funny story that, because it all started when....."
hi, hope you're doing okay...sounds like things aren't too great for you right now. things will hopefully work out for you in the end though...or so "they" say. tell me who to beat up for you...it's not as if i can fight or anything, i just think it would be funny to get my ass kicked helping you out...
seriously though, i hope you're not feeling too bad.
NAME: Ms. Dusty Suicide
QUALIFICATIONS: i eat a MEAN pussy, i can be down there for HOURS, i won't stop until you cum, i'll suck you dry after you do
THINGS I NEED TO WORK ON: i am very possessive, jealous, controlling, tempermental and i don't want to make you dinner (but we can do it together!)
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION: Hello Germany, this is Dusty's alter ego Dirty...I am sorry but after reviewing Dusty's application, i can not really give any good recommendations except that you should choose ME and not Dusty. Thank you for your time.
there once was a artist named Saint
who swallowed buckets of paint
all the colours of the spectrum
flowed from his rectum
with total lack of restraint.....
Remember sad people are often denied ponies, even when someone is truly looking to get rid of an awesome pony. The ponies really need some happiness, and depriving them of an owner like yourself would give them due cause to weep. So just stop the ponies from wailing. Oh, and if you own one you can make it be a slave and work in coal mine. Profit with which you can purchase evil, and diamonds, or really what ever you want.
Feel better, because you, are (quite possibly) even more awesome than peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
you know me...always up to no good...wished you could of came along to safari...next time though...there was this porn star syren & she gave me a comicbook...a very nice one too...& I made an ass of myself on the microphone...
i'd apply but i don't think i'd get any great references, and things to work on vs. strong points is kinda tipped over to the wrong side of the scale...........unless having tons of records outweighs everything else!!
hope you find something or someone to ease the pain soon.