You have a awsome top two thirds of your head! And I mean that in the least pick-up liney way possible. Actually I take that last part back.

Hey baby, nice top two thirds of your head *waggles eyebrows*

Somehow the pringles incident seems way worse than drinking a beer with a cigarette but in it. Maybe becaue it would be dry.

I only hope the the lower third did not feel slighted. It too is magnificent, it only took some time for me to discover it.

Since you are as much an aficionado of the delicious mullet as I, I offer you a particularly amazing example of the Japanamullet:

ooh the kentucky waterfall is nice! Although I definately frefer the skullet.

here's KWF for you that is particularly nice.

HAPPY HAPPY TURKEY DAY!