i was shocked!

well, none of them were really very good.
it looked like a student show to me.

what?

No idea.

Sounds horrendous. I'll take your word for it.

and did you really call me darlin? How southern of you.

I never listened to country music until I left Tennessee, but I haven't had a southern accent since I was 10. That took some skill.

I assume you're talking about your program, as the old people say.

Good to see you. Don't be a stranger. I miss you.

they failed to "make it work" tim gunn.

for us who are ignorant about what you are referring to, please explain or in other words, huh?

first time getting shitted on your chest huh?

If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right.

dude, it pissed me right the fuck off!
that was so dirty.

Man! What the hell are you talking about?! I'm inebriated. Sorry. I'll write back later when I'm not drunk and just returned from karaoke (which you were absent from).

What happened?

*wmah*

ugh. how did i become yesterday's news!?

you weren't kidding.

da da da da da da da da da

You coming to poker on friday?