did she mail it in?

No that's fine

Heeey you live near me

You are far too kind gorgeous... I post in a few random places throughout the world... I just never *tell* anyone about those places.

I have this great fear that everyone will like what I write, and I'll never be able to live up to it.

where have you been sexy ?

I'll cheer you up!

I have alot of ideas to make you feel better!

I'll start off by giving you a long sweedish massage or is it sausage?. lol