OMGs! I love the picture of you and your tongue!

A joke eh? Here's a short one (because I'm on my phone)...

Jesus walks into a motel. He hands the clerk three nails, and says "Hey, would you put me up for the night?"

And I have excellent grammar, just so you know

Another quick joke...

What happens when you give Lawyers Viagra?

They get taller...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

"Dam!!"

im following on tumblr! =)

Not ALL your skype friends jerkface.

I suck terribly at tumblr. Cute pic btw the way.